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in more ways than one

You mayo-not know this bun I’m kind of a big dill

all created by my own self-delusion and inability to come to terms with who I am

Sloths are my spirit animal

come in peace

Pizza is to man as nuts are to squirrels: necessary

for…taco reasons…

bring an Irish friend or two along with you next time you wanna throw dice

and resilience

anything fun costs at least fifteen dollars

that's not cat fur

now aliens