Purranormal Cativity - Baby TeeSuspicious behavior. Knocking things off tables at 3 AM. Staring at nothing for minutes. Your cat (or your toddler) is operating on a different frequency. The Details: White and orange Halloween design with "Purranormal" in white rounded block text and "Cativity" in orange rounded block text with small orange star accents. A white ghost cat (a cat wearing a ghost sheet with pointy cat ears, big black oval eyes, and a stripy orange tail poking out)

stare at things you cannot see

Construction: Lap shoulders for easy on/off

A crescent moon and stars fill the background

White retro bubble text reads "Daddy I Want A Pony" stacked above a colorful illustration of a pink winged pony with a flowing pink mane and tail

A blue cartoon crying baby face sits behind large red and blue text reading "Real Tears Mfg

Your kid's daycare class needed a team name and honestly

and a red-orange round flask with a skull)

White and yellow 4th of July design with "Oh Snap

Freedom is a sparkler in one hand and a juice box in the other

The cycle never ends

You did not have a baby

The whole point of the Fourth is controlled explosions and questionable decision-making with sparklers