The Bio Clear Original 2.0Say hello to The Original 2. 0. Everything you loved about The Original and The 2000, now with a premium ScaleX Polycarbonate lens, improved E Spot and Turbo adjustment points, and new Viper Grip rubberized touchpoints so you can demand more respect and authority than ever before.

now for kids

reminiscent to classic glacier glasses

and what ever else people are addicted to these days

Land on your feet in The Clawdia

whom without the party would cease to exist

The Groomer hat is back with a nice deep wide corduroy

In times of social gathering there is a special breed of warrior ready to keep the party alive

Pit Viper: Fashion of the Future

That wearing them will heighten your kickflip by 69% and the chances of getting your crush’s number by 420%

Shove some fireworks in there for all we care

Simulate the rush of having a f*cking job

No matter where the wind blows you